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Tornado Demotivational Poster


JOPLIN TORNADO -


TAGS: joplin missouri tornado rapture
Rating: 2.33/5

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champ99 - May 27, 2011, 9:51 am
Glad that you came through unscathed Zook. Yes bad timing, I learned the hard way. Also, as I said earlier, I will be in your area visiting friends and family that I have there in Joplin. Have a great weekend!
Dill - May 26, 2011, 11:03 pm
I "air quote" while I'm talking too. It's so annoying!!
Zook - May 26, 2011, 7:26 pm
As a proud resident of the Joplin, Mo area, I had the same reaction about the rapture being a little late or whatever. Lucky the only thing I lost was my cable. 5L, solid poster, timing is just a bit off.
champ99 - May 25, 2011, 10:36 am
lolz
champ99 - May 25, 2011, 10:36 am
Jeeze, if it offends so many, the mods have my permission to delete it. Even I gave it 1L.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 25, 2011, 7:33 am
I wouldn't say "No" sacred Cows.......
Dill - May 25, 2011, 12:33 am
*think
Dill - May 25, 2011, 12:29 am
It seems to me that there are no sacred cows here on Motifake...the world is fair game and I don't people mean to personally disrespect. When I saw this picture the "rapture" was the first thing I thought of... my heart goes out to all those people.
rerun - May 24, 2011, 8:48 pm

guess he is jealous. words like "***k" & "****" tell me we are dealing with a juvenile
rerun - May 24, 2011, 8:47 pm

that the best you have?
pzykosiz - May 24, 2011, 8:16 pm
bad move dude, bad move
redhalo - May 24, 2011, 8:01 pm
Someone needs to rapture your ***k and shove it down your throat. Life is short...and so is your I.Q. and probably your ****.
redhalo - May 24, 2011, 8:01 pm
Someone needs to rapture your ***k and shove it down your throat. Life is short...and so is your I.Q. and probably your ****.
rerun - May 24, 2011, 7:23 pm

somebody needs a nap, sweet dreams sugerlips.
robomonkey - May 24, 2011, 7:13 pm
Last thing people need right now. Yeah making fun of someone's dead family member is really great to make fun of. Don't just chill, shut it.
tomtom70 - May 23, 2011, 8:42 pm
***k
champ99 - May 23, 2011, 7:00 pm
I have friends and family there also AND am going there this memorial weekend to help them out. Are you? Chill.
rerun - May 23, 2011, 6:42 pm

he did and this is what he came up with. Chill out or find another place to play. We make fun of everything here, life is too short.
rplouv - May 23, 2011, 5:49 pm
REALLY !?!?!?!? Why dont you guys go to Joplin (like my brothers and sisters are) and help with the search & rescue efforts..... It is total destruction, many lives lost and very little if no warning at all... put yourself in there place


FIRE TORNADOS - Is how you know that God hates you




LIGHTNING TORNADO - natures baddass


TAGS: lightning baddass tornado nature
Rating: 3.11/5

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nicholsjoshua15 - June 21, 2015, 1:09 pm
Is it nature's badass, or just an angry Sith Lord?
GreyScorpion - March 20, 2010, 11:32 am
ahh, that'd be me too. I'll go stand in the corner now :-(
faceplant - March 20, 2010, 4:01 am
its a volcano, not a tornado... god some people are f***ing stupid
agdaniele - March 20, 2010, 4:00 am
When your avatar crosses his arms, he looks like he's wearing a tube top. That's hawt.
Produceman117 - March 20, 2010, 3:59 am
dammit...
agdaniele - March 20, 2010, 3:57 am
LMAO! Produce is gonna march on Washington state!
Produceman117 - March 20, 2010, 3:57 am
YOUR SPELLING: One of the few times that double Ds looked so stupid.
Bartimaeus - March 20, 2010, 3:57 am
Produce is in the closet!
Produceman117 - March 20, 2010, 3:56 am
Me? Oh yeah. I'm just a closet grammar Na- never mind.
Bartimaeus - March 20, 2010, 3:55 am
THE EDGE: Yup, you've reached your "masturbation limit." God won't warn you again.
agdaniele - March 20, 2010, 3:54 am
Daddy daycare ain't lovin life?
MrRandom - March 20, 2010, 3:53 am
God : He gets pissy during March Madness
Produceman117 - March 20, 2010, 3:52 am
APOSTROPHE "S": Remember that for next time, ddude. (4 times)
Bartimaeus - March 20, 2010, 3:46 am
Looks amazing Pro! Truly epic! Thanks for letting me peek.
agdaniele - March 20, 2010, 3:46 am
Now, three times. Thanks, Bart! LOL!!!!
agdaniele - March 20, 2010, 3:44 am
The pic has been used twice before... and sadly, with only slightly better quality. Sad that it was used, as other pics, so irresponsibly.
Bartimaeus - March 20, 2010, 3:44 am
"LIGHTNING TORNADO: d*** it! We just got flood insurance!" "LIGHTNING TORNADO: God's way of saying 'Yeah, I can do whatever...atheist.'"
Produceman117 - March 20, 2010, 3:44 am
Bart: A sneak peek via PM in 3..2...1...
Bartimaeus - March 20, 2010, 3:40 am
Here's a better one... "LIGHTNING TORNADO: that's what she said." Brilliant, I know.
Produceman117 - March 20, 2010, 3:39 am
Mine was because it's an interesting picture, but that caption...
agdaniele - March 20, 2010, 3:32 am
Is it the same as my sigh? Because I wanted to ream everyone involved in this poster... the user, artist, ph**ographer, english teachers, 'no child left behind' proponents, Paris Hilton, Retrochop, and the approver.
Produceman117 - March 20, 2010, 3:23 am
Absolutely.
agdaniele - March 20, 2010, 3:21 am
Veggie? sigh?
Produceman117 - March 20, 2010, 3:19 am
*sighs*
agdaniele - March 19, 2010, 12:18 pm
Ok.


ROLL TIDE -




WINDS OF CHANGE - Change can bring exciting new opportunities; however, it can also destroy all you hold dear.


TAGS: change wind tornado
Rating: 2.85/5
Bob Chin - March 9, 2009, 10:25 am
"Tornado Alley".... Hell's Kitchen on steroids
Mark - February 18, 2009, 9:32 pm
It kinda reminds me of my ex-wife.
rerun - February 18, 2009, 8:46 pm

Much better than the fortune cookie I had today.


MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO - His first and last day as a tornado chaser.




AMERICANS - The only idiots that would willingly live in an area called "Tornado Alley"


TAGS: tornado americans idiots
Rating: 2.11/5

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DickDonggler - December 20, 2008, 11:08 am
The Americans who live in "Tornado Alley" at least understand the risks and don't b**** and moan when their house is mowed down, unlike in New Orleans (which is BELOW SEA LEVEL) where just about everyone acted like it was a big f***ing surprise.
Johnny - October 25, 2008, 7:22 pm
Now I agree with you there. Only Americans would move right back to the same area "again" and wait for it to happen "again". This is a get out of here free card on the Fed or insurance or whatever means you got.
Anonymous - October 23, 2008, 9:23 pm
And yet, they'll be done rebuilding their town before New Orleans, and New Orleans had a 2 year head start.
Johnny - October 1, 2008, 12:05 pm
I think you guys missed the point here. There is an area called Tornado Alley. There isn't a place in Africa called AIDS or a place in India called Diseases.
d - July 19, 2008, 11:51 pm
your reading too many books, theres no ring of fire except down your pants mate
God - June 27, 2008, 9:09 pm
Africans see AIDS and war all over the place. I'd GTFO of there if I were them.
Jesse - June 6, 2008, 3:40 pm
And what are those idiots in India thinking, what with all the diseases? They should move, too.
Jesse - June 6, 2008, 3:39 pm
Yeah...and New Zealanders are the only ones dumb enough to live in the Ring of Fire.


Tornado alley -


TAGS: tornado
Rating: 4.21/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - May 22, 2013, 4:30 pm
Vlad, you have my dark sense of humor. Tornados have been tearing through that part of the country since forever. So... what's so new about it? It's all a media hype. When the San Andreas splits, THAT'S news. And I'll be up more than a creek.
maoworks2 - May 22, 2013, 3:41 pm
Sad Thing To Say Sorry .


MOTHER NATURE -




FIRE TORNADO - Hurricanes, Earthquakes, now what?


TAGS: fire tornado
Rating: 3.6/5

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ZachKev - September 6, 2011, 12:55 am
It looks like someone found a way to spray the house with fire opposed to water


LIFE -




BAD LUCK -


TAGS: terminal tornado 3 d lynyrd skynyrd
Rating: 5/5

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lgvernon - April 15, 2012, 10:02 am

LOL!! Thanks, guys~~~
GaryO - April 15, 2012, 8:21 am
S’pose yer stuff will be hangin’ in galleries pretty soon….. (show off)
ughomer - April 15, 2012, 8:09 am
A breath of artistic- 5L
lgvernon - April 14, 2012, 9:07 pm

I have some nifty new software...just fiddling around with it. Thanks very much, Rick~~
Rick69 - April 14, 2012, 8:50 pm
Nice work... A refreshing change from the rest... :)


oh westboro united church -


TAGS: tornado god hates no one except westboro
Rating: 5/5

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EmilioDumphque - June 6, 2013, 4:09 am
I wonder if tornadoes make people stupid. We've all seen a lot of bonehead stuff come from those states.


Tornado Hunters -




Reverse Gear -


TAGS: car tornado
Rating: 4.56/5

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EmilioDumphque - April 24, 2014, 1:29 pm
Seriously doubt you could get past 30.


NATURE -




INTEGRITY -




Careful, dude -




tornados -




Trailer Parks -




Sometimes -




TORNADOS - As Devastating In Life As 1L Bombers At Motifake


TAGS: 1l tornado we can see you we can ban you we will ban you
Rating: 3.53/5

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agdaniele - July 25, 2010, 2:08 am
Me? I'm the tornado chaser here.


SURVIVAL -




TORNADO MAGIC! - Linda knew she summoned too powerful of a wind demon to control.




IN GOD WE TRUST - We have no choice!




TORNADO WARNING - When they say seek shelter, that doesn't mean go to the window. This is at a school in Clinton Mississippi 4.15.2011. Shameful!




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